Oh god what is this from
(Source: kathybethterry)
I seriously have to up my pizza eating swagger.
How I eat my favorite topping of pizza
This is what SWAG means.
Sometimes knowing exactly what you want is too much pain. I can’t do this much longer.
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
dear god this is fantastic
and this is why I love tumblr
Greatest.
(Source: sassylesbianluka)
Day 30: Toy. I’m a fancy-pants grownup, these are my toys. #marchphotoaday (Taken with instagram)
Day 29: Feet. This makes me feel like I’m in Louisiana. #marchphotoaday (Taken with instagram)
Day 28: Trash - late because I was desperate to think of a creative way to do this boring topic… but to no avail. #marchphotoaday (Taken with instagram)